On March 21, 1976, three beautiful women walked onto ABC and introduced America to Charlie’s Angels.
The critics were not impressed.
“Words like ‘ridiculous’ and phrases such as ‘waste of time’ spring immediately to mind,” wrote Times-Picayune critic David Cuthbert, who couldn’t imagine many people sitting through 90 minutes of a tedious script just to ogle Farrah Fawcett-Majors, Jaclyn Smith and Kate Jackson.
Nearly 50 years later, I decided to put the original Charlie’s Angels pilot movie on trial.
And here’s the funny thing. The critics weren’t entirely wrong.
This thing is ridiculous. It’s also a hell of a lot of fun.
Meet Charlie’s Angels
The pilot wastes no time establishing exactly who these women are.
Sabrina Duncan (Kate Jackson) is the no-nonsense one. Jill Munroe (Farrah Fawcett-Majors) is playful, flirty and knows exactly how to use it. Kelly Garrett (Jaclyn Smith) is cool, clever and about to prove she’s one hell of an undercover operative.
We’re introduced to them in Bosley’s office, where Sabrina is making something that looks suspiciously like piña coladas but is apparently a health drink. Jill is already flirting with lawyer Woodville and joking about lying in bed trying to put a face to Charlie’s mysterious voice.
Then Charlie explains that he’d handle their newest case himself, except it requires a “feminine touch.”
Oh yeah.
I can see the 1976 critics sharpening their pencils already.
But the entire exchange is playful. That’s something Aaron Spelling would later emphasize when defending the series. He and Leonard Goldberg were tired of gritty cop shows and believed audiences were tired of them too. They wanted glamour back on television and conceived Charlie’s Angels as tongue-in-cheek entertainment. ABC initially laughed at the idea and reportedly didn’t believe women could carry a dramatic series.
So let’s see what these women can do.
One Missing Man, Two Janets and a Whole Lot of Bullshit
Charlie sends the Angels to investigate the disappearance of wealthy vineyard owner Vince LeMaire.
Vince’s second wife, Rachel (Diana Muldaur), now has help running the place from Beau Creel (Bo Hopkins), a former truck driver who worked his way up to foreman and basically has the run of the estate. Vince also has a missing daughter, Janet. If Janet doesn’t turn up soon, she’ll be declared dead and Rachel gets everything.
Nothing suspicious about that is there?
So, Kelly arrives at the vineyard pretending to be Janet. And this is where the pilot sold me.
Kelly doesn’t simply put on a nice dress, announce she’s Janet and hope nobody asks questions. Charlie has prepared her down to the smallest details of Janet’s life, and Kelly remembers all of it.
When the estate lawyer tries to catch her with trick questions, she doesn’t flinch. She even knows whether Janet prefers cinnamon or nutmeg in her warm milk.
That’s some damn good undercover prep.
Rachel and Creel are horrified by Janet’s miraculous return because they’re already counting the money. Kelly knows it, too, and cheerfully talks about how wonderful it’ll be when the estate becomes hers while they sit there wanting to strangle her.
She’s letting them bury themselves.
Bwahahahaha.
Wait. Is That Tommy Lee Jones?
Here’s something I somehow missed when I put together my Charlie’s Angels Season 1 Guide:
Tommy Lee Jones is in the pilot. And holy hell, he’s young.
Jones plays Aram Kolegian, someone from the real Janet’s past. Kelly nearly runs into him while riding her motorcycle, and suddenly her beautifully constructed cover has a problem Charlie couldn’t possibly have anticipated.
Aram knows things about Janet that aren’t in any file because they happened privately between them.
Kelly plays along remarkably well, but she slips. Uh-oh.
She fooled the lawyer. She fooled Rachel and Creel. But Aram knows something isn’t right.
Apparently Murder Is Easier Than Asking Questions
Rachel and Creel don’t waste much time deciding what to do about Kelly. They’re going to kill her.
The plan is to drug her warm milk, cover the taste with nutmeg and dump her body in the same swamp where they disposed of Vince.
Kelly innocently drinks the milk. Or at least they think she does.
When they check on her, she’s sprawled across the bed in an itty-bitty nightgown looking completely helpless. Eventually, they discover she’s gone. But the nightgown remains behind, almost like a little taunt to Creel when he was admiring her in it earlier.
And yes, there is plenty of this throughout the pilot. Tiny outfits. Flirting. Cutesy smiles. Farrah’s hair doing Farrah things.
But Kelly isn’t some idiot wandering around waiting to be rescued.
She comes back downstairs and essentially blackmails the people who just tried to murder her.
She offers to keep quiet about the poisoned milk in exchange for half the estate and proposes helping them get rid of the real Janet.
Now Kelly is inside their conspiracy. That’s insanely clever.
Enter Janet Number Two
The “real” Janet finally arrives. Except this Janet is Sabrina.
Jill is disguised as her secretary, complete with dark wig and glasses. It reminds me of Superman becoming Clark Kent by putting on glasses and somehow fooling an entire newsroom.
Jill is still obviously Jill. Just…Jill with glasses.
But by now, the Angels aren’t simply investigating Rachel and Creel. They’re running an elaborate con from multiple directions while the suspects are simultaneously trying to figure out who the hell is conning whom.
Kelly is working from inside. Sabrina is playing Janet. Jill is Sabrina’s secretary. Bosley is involved.
Charlie even joins the charade remotely while apparently admiring some beautiful woman wherever the hell he happens to be.
And Rachel, Creel and their crooked lawyer are getting increasingly desperate.
Okay, This Is Completely Ridiculous
Eventually Jill gets another role: Jilly Lou.
She’s ditched the secretary wig and is now pretending she owns some swamp property Creel desperately needs. Bosley is hiding inside a shack pretending to be her grandfather.
Creel offers her $100,000 for the land. Jilly Lou wants $250,000.
And these idiots pay her $250,000 IN CASH. IN A PAPER BAG.
She signs over the deed.
At this point I actually wrote in my notes:
“It’s totally ridiculous. Oh, no, do I sound like one of those 1976 critics?”
Maybe. Because yes, everything falls into place incredibly easily.
But then I started thinking about all the male-led shows where I’ve happily accepted equally absurd undercover operations, impossible coincidences and criminals who conveniently fall into traps.
James Bond has been getting away with ridiculous shit for decades. Nobody says, Well, obviously that’s unrealistic because he’s too handsome.
Why should the Angels have to pass some higher plausibility test?
Take Away the Hair and It’s Still a Procedural
That’s when I realized what was bugging me about those old criticisms.
Underneath the glamour, Charlie’s Angels isn’t fundamentally doing something all that different from the other crime shows of the era.
There’s a crime. Investigators take the case. They go undercover. They set traps. They manipulate the suspects. They collect evidence. They catch the bad guys.
I recently watched The Streets of San Francisco episode “The Glass Dart Board,” where the cops devise a trap to catch a sniper.
Is this really so different? No.
Charlie’s Angels is simply having a lot more fun doing it.
And without modern technology, some of their operation is actually more impressive. Kelly can’t quietly text Sabrina when something goes wrong. At one point she’s communicating through a walkie-talkie hidden inside a tissue box.
The Angels have to think ahead. And they’re constantly thinking ahead.
Maybe the Critics Stopped Watching Too Soon
The pilot isn’t perfect. There are coincidences you simply have to roll with, and some of the schemes work so perfectly that Rachel and Creel might as well have engraved PLEASE CON ME on their front door.
But something else happens as the movie continues: The bad guys finally start getting smarter.
Kelly’s cover becomes increasingly dangerous. The elaborate game the Angels have been playing starts catching up with them, and what initially looked like easy, glamorous fun puts all three women in genuine danger.
The ending is where I’m getting off this train. Because the pilot still has a couple of tricks left, including a rescue that isn’t quite what you might expect and a final twist I genuinely liked.
If you’ve never watched the original pilot, I’m not ruining it.
So Were the Critics Wrong?
Not about everything.
Charlie’s Angels is corny. It’s implausible. It’s absolutely selling glamour and sex appeal.
The Angels flirt. They wear revealing clothes. The camera knows perfectly well that Farrah Fawcett-Majors is Farrah Fawcett-Majors.
So what?
The mistake was assuming those things automatically made the show worthless.
One contemporary critic would later call the acting poor, the writing atrocious and the plots nonsensical. Spelling, meanwhile, openly acknowledged what he was making. When critics accused the show of approaching soft-core pornography, his response was essentially that anyone saying that clearly hadn’t seen pornography.
Hard to argue with that.
And audiences ultimately settled the argument anyway.
The pilot became a series that ran for five seasons through multiple cast changes and turned Charlie’s Angels into one of the defining television properties of its era.
Watching the beginning nearly 50 years later, I understand why.
This wasn’t another grim police procedural filled with interchangeable men in suits. It was bright. Glamorous. Silly. Clever. Sexy. Different.
And most importantly? It was fun.
The Verdict
🔥 OUR VERDICT: WATCHABLE
The Charlie’s Angels pilot isn’t great despite being ridiculous. It’s great because it knows it’s ridiculous.
Kelly, Sabrina and Jill aren’t compelling because the show pretends they’re above using their beauty. They’re compelling because they use everything available to them — brains, disguises, preparation, charm, nerve and, yes, womanly wiles — to stay ahead of people who continually underestimate them.
Aaron Spelling and Leonard Goldberg weren’t trying to make The Streets of San Francisco with three women.
They were trying to make Charlie’s Angels.
Thank God they did.
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